I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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