I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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