Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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