That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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