I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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