i was rollin on her like bob the builder
tell your sister to shave her snatch
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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