Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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