Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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