Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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