Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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