exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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