im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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