I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I look better un-naked...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
