i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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