we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
