I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
my liver is dry heaving
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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