i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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