No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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