Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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