all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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