Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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