More tranny stories later!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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