just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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