Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
