Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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