I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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