East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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