I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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