If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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