Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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