Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
