She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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