i wish peter jackson would direct porn
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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