Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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