You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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