I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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