I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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