Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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