I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
pop tarts are not kleenex
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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