Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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