I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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