In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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