Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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