so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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