I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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