great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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