I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The feeling are messing with the penis
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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