He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm always down for nudity.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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