i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
