using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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