Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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