someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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