Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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