i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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