Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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