Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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