If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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